Monday, December 7, 2009

Dear santa

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and i left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love from your friend,
Susan


Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face.
You want to be nice for Santa? Leave me a bottle of Johny Walker and some Toblerone and tell your mom to wait up.
Santa

p.s so LOL...

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